We’re Bert (the girl, Hazel, Hazy, Hazelbert) and Duke (the boy, George, NOT Boy George, Georgie, Georges). Don’t question our nicknames.
Bert: I turn 3 in April. I like coloring, preferably with paint or Sharpies or anything that stains the furniture; dancing; skipping; watching Peppa Pig; reading, especially D.W. and Franklin books; playing with my babies, Purple Baby, Axl Baby, Sweet Pea, and Baby Shadow; and doing puzzles. I like rock ‘n roll and colorless foods. I like taking a bath but not rinsing my hair. I like donuts, specifically, “the kind you put in your mouth”.
Duke: I’m almost 5 (months old). I like my mom.