Things Mean Moms Do

I’m not saying Mama’s mean, just that she does some mean things. Horrible, mean things like:

Not let me wear my princess dress and bonus tutu to school

Not let me wear my princess dress and bonus tutu to school

Forcing me to live in this giant mug.

Forcing me to live in this giant mug.

And worst of all, going to Disney, my second favorite place on earth besides the Provincetown Library, without me.

And worst of all, going to Disney, my second favorite place on earth besides the Provincetown Library, without me.

But that’s okay. Because we’re doing all the things she’s doing.

Mama's hanging out with princesses.

Mama’s hanging out with princesses.

 

Duke and Dada are hanging out with a princess, too. I'm the princess, if there was any confusion.

Duke and Dada are hanging out with a princess, too. I’m the princess, if there was any confusion.

Mama's eating bad things.

Mama’s eating bad things.

Since Mama's gone, we're eating pancakes for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and pizza for dinner.

Since Mama’s gone, we’re eating pancakes for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and pizza for dinner.

Mama's running around with monsters.

Mama’s running around with monsters.

Me too.

Me too.

You better be coming home with a lot of princess-themed items, Mama.

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