Don’t Take My Fork

*Based on a true story

It's pretty simple, don't take my fork.

It’s pretty simple, don’t take my fork.

Seriously, don't take it.

Seriously, don’t take it.

Because here’s what’s gonna happen if you take my fork. I’ll take it back, and then I’ll scrape it on your tummy. And then you’ll go crying to Miss Jeannie and they’ll be one of these filled out with your name on it.

Additional comments: Don't take Hazel's fork!

Additional comments: Don’t take Hazel’s fork!

And then we’ll both get a talking to, and I’ll say “I’m sorry” but we both know what I really mean is DON’T TAKE MY FORK.
-Bert

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