So apparently, I’m a “loser”.

So I didn’t win that big superhero contest. Some kid named “House Destroyer” who thinks it’s a super power to mess up a room won. If I’d known that was a thing, I’d of cleaned up (opposite of pun intended).
To make myself feel better, I’m gonna share some of my alter super egos, each of which would have surely destroyed the House Destroyer.

Squid Cupcake's super powers include dragon sandals.

Squid Cupcake’s super powers include dragon sandals.

Sticker Face's powers are pretty self-explanatory.

Sticker Face’s powers are pretty self-explanatory.

Hamper Girl terrifies parents with her super "bad influence" powers. Her catchphrase is, "Now you try it!".

Hamper Girl terrifies parents with her super “bad influence” powers. Her catchphrase is, “Now you try it!”.

I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but, poopy face on you, House Destroyer!

– Bert

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