So I didn’t win that big superhero contest. Some kid named “House Destroyer” who thinks it’s a super power to mess up a room won. If I’d known that was a thing, I’d of cleaned up (opposite of pun intended).
To make myself feel better, I’m gonna share some of my alter super egos, each of which would have surely destroyed the House Destroyer.
I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but, poopy face on you, House Destroyer!