Everyone always says, “What’s the deal with the bibs?” and “Why is he always wearing a bib?”. I guess you’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a sea of saliva where it’s always high tide. That’s my reality people. If I don’t wear a bib, I’m in a wet t-shirt contest that I’m always winning. The good news is, I have an extensive collection of bibs, as pictured below.
Admit it, you totally need a bib after looking at these pics.