The Pea: A Horror Story

I can’t really talk about it, but something terrible happened to me today. It was at my Thanksgiving Feast at school. Mama came, we sang the “The More We Get Together” song and recited the “Five Turkeys” poem and everything was cool. Then, we had the turkey feast. And that’s when it happened. Mama said I had to try a pea. One whole pea! You can image the horror that transpired. If you can’t, here’s a visual retelling:

The horror! The horror!

The horror! The horror!

I know. I know. I’m okay now, or I will be, after I wash the taste away with Halloween candy.

– Bert

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