Secret Language

Did you know Bert and I have a secret language? Did you also know that I do everything Bert does? If Bert drops her fork, I drop my fork. If Bert farts and then says, “I tooted”, I’ll fart and say, “I tooted”. If Bert takes her sunglasses out of her purse, puts them on and starts singing, “I’m so cool”, I’ll take my sunglasses out of my murse, put them on and start singing, “I’m so cool”. If Bert eats her carrot sticks, I say, “I’m eating my carrot sticks!” but I don’t eat them. What? I have to draw the line somewhere.

Anyway, here we are speaking our secret language:

– Duke