Mulan & The Bug Squad

Here’s a book I read to my parents and Duke in the car this morning. It’s a very loosely paraphrased version of Mulan.


Mulan was a girl. She wished she’d never been born. She saw a dragon! She sat on a speckled log; she saw a frog.
“Mulan!!!!!!!!”
“I want my mom”, she said. “Mulan”, she said, “You said you were gonna come wait for me on a horse.” “I did!”, she said, “I just didn’t have time.”
She gave her mom a big hug. “I love you, but I’m gonna go away with you.”
The end.

– Bert