A Very Special Episode (#4, if you’re keeping track) of Ask Hazy

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Marker Pants

Marker Pants

This will be even more special than when Punky Brewster said no to grass or when DJ went on that crash diet before Kimmy’s pool party. Why? Because it’s sponsored by my extremely awesome and one-in-a-two-million friend, Sienna. So, make sure you watch to the very end so you get all the specialness.

If you forgot to write down the name of Sienna’s Flower Garden page, here it is.

And, in case you were wondering:

Buckle My Shoe Dress (See? You have one already, Sienna.)

buckle my shoe dress (See? You have one already, Sienna.)


phone boots

phone boots


car socks

car socks (available in hearts or stars; you should wear hearts)

– Bert

Kiss

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Kiss

This is my favorite band, or at least, the artists who sing my favorite song, which I call, “Rock ‘n Roll”. I know almost all the words. Other kids may listen to kiddie songs in the car, but I listen to Kiss.

My other favorites include:

The Candle Song (“Oh Yoko” by John Lennon)

The Other Candle Song (“because it’s light!”) (“When We Grow Up” from Free To Be You and Me)

The Oh Song (“Baby Baby” by Justin Bieber)

Beep Beep Yeah (“Drive My Car” by the Beatles)

The Funny Song (“Sweet Emotion” by Aerosmith)

The Pie Song (“Helping” from Free To Be You And Me)

#14 (“No Rain” by Blind Melon, which happens to be Track 14 on a mix CD)

The Fish Song (“Part Of Your World” from The Little Mermaid)

– Bert