Art Show by Bert

Guys,

I know you know that I’m a chef, dancer, performer, and athlete (soccer & swimming with a floaty barbell under my arms). Did you know I’m also an artist? Here is some of my recent work.

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Girl With Third Thing That Is Definitely Not An Eye (Don’t Ask What It Is)

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Presidential Platform

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Still Thankful For Him Even Though He Is The Prime Suspect In The Eye Stealing Case

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Green Tree, White Tree

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Untitled (But it’s obvious what it is if you know anything about modern art)

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Yup, sure did.

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Masonry Fail

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See it?!

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The cover of my book, with dedication to my family

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Page 1: the drama begins.

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Page 2: the narrative continues (whoa!)

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Page 3: you didn’t see this twist coming!

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Page 4: What?

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Page 5: Dramatic conclusion and second dedication

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Ice Queen (I saw Frozen!)

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Hello, I’m Fabulous.

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The start of my gangsta persona, El Haz, according to Mama & Dada. Cue eye roll.

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My Pink Period.

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Hand Turkey and Pin Flowers

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A (Flower) Face In The Crowd

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Snowman

If you have questions about any of my art, feel free to ask them in the comments section.

Yours, Bert

A Bert & Duke Christmas

Guys, Santa came!

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS except for this train track.

Princess.

Princess.

Teddy

Teddy

Beatzie Boo

Beatzie Boo

Seriously, this train track is everything.

Seriously, this train track is everything.

A situation has arisen.

A situation has arisen.

Someone did that. (It was me.)

Just chillin' with my chips.

Just chillin’ with my chips.

Fine, I guess I'll open some other presents.

Fine, I guess I’ll open some other presents.

Tried lemon again. Still do not like.

Tried lemon again. Still do not like.

I'll scatter the reindeer food all over. Or all right here.

I’ll scatter the reindeer food all over. Or all right here.

You can still be silly in formalwear, for the record.

You can still be silly in formalwear, for the record.

Yay Christmas!Yay Christmas!

Yay Christmas again!

Yay Christmas again!

xoxo,

Bert & Duke