Why did you put me in a t-shirt that says, “I do my own stunts” if you’re gonna freak out every time I do my own stunt?
– Duke
Monthly Archives: May 2013
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Special advice for Miss Dussia-Elliott (but it might help you, too)
Dear Miss Dussia-Elliott,
We heard from the Twitter that you were miserable (or “les miz” as Mama calls it). We’ve been pretty miserable at times too. Don’t even get us started on the time we had to LET GO OF THE TOY WE WERE PLAYING WITH IN A TIMELY FASHION. Here are a few things that cheer us up. Hope you can do at least one of these (the cotton candy one!).
xoxo,
Bert & Duke
Does your mom force you to pose like some kind of ANTM reject during what could be precious bubble blowing and dog attacking time to do some kind of photo shoot for your grandmas? Asking for some friends.
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Happy Belated Mother’s Day. – Bert & Duke
Things Mean Moms Do
I’m not saying Mama’s mean, just that she does some mean things. Horrible, mean things like:
But that’s okay. Because we’re doing all the things she’s doing.
You better be coming home with a lot of princess-themed items, Mama.